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closing deals

Matthew: holy shit... i think i need to chat with you more often me: did i just close a deal for you?
Matthew: i think i just closed a deal with a guy in the UK while chatting with you
me: nice. buy me dinner.
Matthew: i was half listening
it is a small deal... 13k
me: buy me lunch then
Matthew: but that means i get to eat this month
lol
me: can i have the leftovers?

priorities

Matthew: i think i'm about to not be homeless
me: congratulations, you can finally take that shower
Matthew: i don't want to change my entire lifestyle because of this
i'll grow into that
me: that's true. sleeping indoors is a good start. work from there.
Matthew: i'm not even sure i'll do that... i just want a place to stash all of my porn
me: you're a good man

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artist anger pope parents

me: if i look down on our celebrity culture, does that make me a hypocrite for wanting large scale validation of my talents?
Nick: yes
but thats ok
you are an artist, you are a tangled mass of mystery
me: i feel more like a tangle of anger and high fructose corn syrup
Nick: well that too
thats the recipe for an artist
1 part corn syrup
800 parts anger
3 parts genius
1 part crippling insecurities
.5 parts astronaut
me: could i substitute raging inferiority for the crippling insecurities?
me: perhaps i should go stand on a street in NYC for a week so i can get a passing glimpse of a german man wearing a funny hat in a plastic bubble. that will fix everything.
Nick: it couldnt hurt
I sometimes think of that duo I saw in LA
a midget with a cape on roller skates, pushing a clown in a wheelchair
me: you’ve seen my parents? it’s been so long…
Nick: a handsome couple

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Yikes

(i was late for work)
Nick: Finally coming in today?
me: Doctor's appointment. Seems I caught "asshole" from you.
Nick: Yeah, it's spreading.

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