2008

The fight started Saturday night after a...

So here's a question for you ...

Interesting problem, but it might be the price of a full public life (which is what this web 2.0...

My notorious D.O.G. - Darwin “Winnie” Cooper

closing deals

Matthew: holy shit... i think i need to chat with you more often me: did i just close a deal for you?
Matthew: i think i just closed a deal with a guy in the UK while chatting with you
me: nice. buy me dinner.
Matthew: i was half listening
it is a small deal... 13k
me: buy me lunch then
Matthew: but that means i get to eat this month
lol
me: can i have the leftovers?

priorities

Matthew: i think i'm about to not be homeless
me: congratulations, you can finally take that shower
Matthew: i don't want to change my entire lifestyle because of this
i'll grow into that
me: that's true. sleeping indoors is a good start. work from there.
Matthew: i'm not even sure i'll do that... i just want a place to stash all of my porn
me: you're a good man

“No situation in American history matches the scope of the...”
— The-Experience-Myth | The...

“Two events have helped to stoke this fire: the Iraq War and...”
— Has the Democratic Party Been...

kumagaya: (via chin7)  The question remains.

claytoncubitt: Defaced. Square America.  Great find.

artist anger pope parents

me: if i look down on our celebrity culture, does that make me a hypocrite for wanting large scale validation of my talents?
Nick: yes
but thats ok
you are an artist, you are a tangled mass of mystery
me: i feel more like a tangle of anger and high fructose corn syrup
Nick: well that too
thats the recipe for an artist
1 part corn syrup
800 parts anger
3 parts genius
1 part crippling insecurities
.5 parts astronaut
me: could i substitute raging inferiority for the crippling insecurities?
me: perhaps i should go stand on a street in NYC for a week so i can get a passing glimpse of a german man wearing a funny hat in a plastic bubble. that will fix everything.
Nick: it couldnt hurt
I sometimes think of that duo I saw in LA
a midget with a cape on roller skates, pushing a clown in a wheelchair
me: you’ve seen my parents? it’s been so long…
Nick: a handsome couple

via www.garbagediscobox.com

Yikes

(i was late for work)
Nick: Finally coming in today?
me: Doctor's appointment. Seems I caught "asshole" from you.
Nick: Yeah, it's spreading.

Classic photo.  What a face.  claytoncubitt: Camp Funtime...

“I find it exceedingly strange that a group of conservative...”
— Governing: The Hypocrisy of...

“There are many men of principle in both parties in America,...”
— Alexis de Tocqueville

Rent Rodman

Listen

This could be the best day ever for spaghetti beings in the...

E-voting vendor blocks security audit with...

My grandma watches Sex & the City.

I need more suggestions for the most epic...

My Muxtape

PUMA MONGOLIAN SHOE BBQ

“Good Friday? Nah, let’s make it a Great Fuckin’...”

Kansas City, Here I Come

Matthew: yeah... WTF is up with going to KC
me: have to direct a video there for IBM and Blue Cross
last time I went to Poughkeepsie, so this is a marginal upgrade
though I don't understand why it can't be San Francisco or Chicago or another fun place
Sent at 2: 31 PM on Wednesday
Matthew: because that would be fun... which would be expensive... which would mean they like you... which would mean they value employees... which would mean that employees deserve health care... which would mean no more public beatings
me: wow. sounds like things are going well for you.
morale is high.
Matthew: here... yeah... i love my job

Guess Who's Getting the Most Work Visas

“Critics such as Grassley and Durbin charge that the...”
— Guess Who’s Getting the...

Tyranny, government, and business

Continuing the debate, I quite liked this reply from galleryhop - it raised a question I had...

Tyranny, government, and business

Lodwick, on his personal tumblr, provides well spoken replies to the various commentaries offered on...

“To speak the truth, tis a thorough aversion to labor that...”
— 

A One-Eyed Invader in the Bedroom - New York...

Funny, funny, funny.  (via amandalynferri)

LLC Name

Vandalay Industries, LLC  rickyv: Josh and I have to name a joint investment vehicle company. I...

I would definitely place this over my mantle…if I had...

Such incredible locations…  homeofthevain: Leave me...

Action Puzzle games - Filler

“Being seen with a subsidized meal, he said, “lowers your...”
— Free Lunch Isn’t Cool, So Some...

“You only learn who has been swimming naked when the tide...”
— Buffett’s State of the World:...

QQ: What is the fastest "0 to global"...

Swatch.  Definitely Swatch.  pile: dihard: Basically, what brand (company, product, person, any...

Filler - The most addictive flash game

via www.thrillist.com

Stefan G. Bucher's DAILY MONSTER: DAILY...

The Advantages of Closing a Few Doors - New...

And the winner is…you?

Police: Stripper, 27, Lied About Carjacking...

“Both political parties want the Fed to print more money,...”
— While I don’t totally...

“Since white people can’t really blame any race for their...”
— Stuff White People Like

What about my taller books?  zachklein: Staircase envy.

“the car’s on fire and there’s no driver at the...”
— “The Dead Flag...

Joseph: i tore my paroneal tendon in my right foot
me: why did you do that?
Joseph: because i wanted to be on crutches for a month
me: shitty reason
Joseph: i did it playing soccer...blocked a shot, rolled on my ankle and reaggravated a previous injury from three weeks prior
yeah i know...
but i get some good TLC from the ladies

Why do the first two Shins albums make...

Stuff White People Like

Didn’t anybody tell you that this river is full of...

some notes on the action flick that is my...

“Hot, spent coffee grounds mixing with assorted trash is the...”
— me

“I recently discovered my eyebrows to be of unequal height. ...”
— me 

“Buffalo really does get a bad rap.”
— me

Poor Batman...

Brilliance from pixltigr: ok. so it’s 5:00am. sue me. 

“Heath Ledger was last in the Oscar montage. Very...”

SizzlingKeys for Mac OS X - Control iTunes...

Michel Gondry's Be Kind Rewind reviewed. - By...

Well, I lost my temper and I took a...

Self Portrait en bleu